I rehearse how your launch fails — and what it costs if you don't fix it — before the crowd does.
Send me your launch — $99One flat price. 48-hour turnaround. Your material stays yours.
Nobody can. You've stared at the page, the pitch, the offer so long that you read your intention instead of the words. A stranger doesn't get your intention. They get five seconds, a skeptical glance, and a back button.
The market tells you what's wrong eventually — with silence, with bounced tabs, with “looks interesting, I'll circle back.” No report. No reasons. Just the cost. I give you those reasons 48 hours before launch, on purpose.
On the asset you send — landing page, pitch deck, offer, product page, onboarding flow. Six honest passes:
Every finding rated by severity and effort, so you know what to fix before launch and what can wait.
AI can list fifty things wrong with your launch in ten seconds. That's not the hard part. The hard part is knowing which one will actually cost you — and being willing to tell you straight, with my name on the report. Red-teaming has always been a person stress-testing the thing before it ships. I point the mechanism at your launch, recommend the fixes — you decide.
I've lived a few lives in one. Before this I cooked in the old food-as-medicine traditions, then practised Chinese medicine — work you can't fake, where you read what's really there and your face is on the outcome, however it lands. I read launches the same way now.
And I don't pretend to do it alone. For the better part of a year I've worked with AI as a genuine collaborator — not a gadget I prod at. It holds precise, exhaustive detail no person can keep in their head all at once; I bring the judgement, the taste, and the name on the report. It scrutinises everything. I decide what actually matters, and I answer for the call. That partnership is the method.
The work that matters is the work you can't pretend at — you show your face no matter the outcome. That's the human part. The machine brings scrutiny no one can hold all at once. Together, not in competition: that's how AI becomes an ally.
No call required. No subscription. No upsell.
One asset. One report. 48 hours. Less than an hour with a consultant — before you spend months on a launch that doesn't land. No subscription, no tiers to decode. Pay, send, receive.
Send me your launch — $99You're sending me pre-launch work, and I treat it that way: I don't share it, I don't reuse it, and I delete your files within 14 days of delivery. The report is for you. What you sent me is yours.
No. The Method is a structured human red-team — judgement, prioritization, and the willingness to tell you the hard thing. I use tools where they help, the way any analyst does, but the call is mine and the report is signed.
It's deliberately low so the decision is easy. The price is for one focused pass on one asset, fast. The cheapest honest mirror you'll find before launch.
A link or a file: a landing page URL, a deck, a doc, a screenshot of an offer or onboarding flow. The intake form tells you exactly what helps.
Then you get a short report that says so, with the few things still worth tightening — and the confidence to ship.
No. It's an honest adversarial read of your launch material. Every decision that follows is yours.
Pay your $99, send your asset, and the 48-hour clock starts. Secure checkout via Stripe.
Send me your launch — $99Diagnosis. Prognosis. No autopsy.